ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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