yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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