actually, I'm a sock model
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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