love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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