Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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