Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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