and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
