Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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