Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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