Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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