Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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