Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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