I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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