Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love accidental penises.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Will exercising make me less horny?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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