Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He? As in you personified your dick?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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