update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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