we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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