his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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