He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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