Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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