the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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