he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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