No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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