So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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