Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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