Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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