no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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