No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
