sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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