My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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