Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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