Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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