Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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