is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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