If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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