i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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