He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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