Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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