do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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