Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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