when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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