we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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