is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
