from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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