tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
What drink are we having for lunch?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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