farters have to be the big spoon...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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