He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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