You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
birth control should be required to get into college
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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