found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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