Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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