i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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