i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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