I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
My life is pants optional.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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