did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Randomize