Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
so explain again why im purple
no
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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